The Quotation Station

Robert Burns

Editor of Quotes — 2012-01-26

"If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?" --Robert Burns

Robert Burns

Editor of Quotes — 2012-01-15

"Why isn't 11 pronounced "onety-one"?" --Robert Burns

Robert Strauss

Editor of Quotes — 2012-01-12

"It's a little like wrestling a gorilla. You don't quit when you're tired - you quit when the gorilla is tired." --Robert Strauss

Mike Appel

Editor of Quotes — 2012-01-12

"As martial artist, I often let my senses and trained reactions to said senses dictate how I move, leaving my mind free to contemplate things while I'm in action. However, I find that because I do this subconsciously I'm in danger of doing something stupid while being too contemplative." --Mike Appel

Rod Ebrahimi

Editor of Quotes — 2012-01-10

"Momentum is the key to success, in all areas of life. Build and sustain as much momentum as possible, always." --Rod Ebrahimi

Oleg Tsank

Editor of Quotes — 2012-01-08

"Birds continue to make unauthorized miniature Jackson Pollock paintings on my car." --Oleg Tsank

Kevin Smith

Editor of Quotes — 2012-01-08

"If you have the ability to do something, you have the obligation to do it." --Kevin Smith

Brett Robbins

Editor of Quotes — 2012-01-08

"The Jewish definition of leadership is the ability to react to each person in a different way." --Brett Robbins

Afeni Shakur

Editor of Quotes — 2012-01-08

"Remember to keep yourself alive, there is nothing more important than that." --Afeni Shakur

Robert Burns

Editor of Quotes — 2012-01-08

"Who closes the door when the bus driver gets off?" --Robert Burns

Robert Burns

Editor of Quotes — 2012-01-08

"You can be overwhelmed and underwhelmed, but why can't you be simply whelmed?" --Robert Burns

Robert Burns

Editor of Quotes — 2012-01-08

"When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?" --Robert Burns

David Mitchell

Editor of Quotes — 2012-01-08

"Invent a new process, and a hundred-thousand new products can be invented." --David Mitchell

Martin Jakob Storrow

Editor of Quotes — 2012-01-08

"When coffee gets arrested, do they take a mug shot?" --Martin Jakob Storrow

Daniel Storrow

Editor of Quotes — 2012-01-08

"I'm opening a plumbing/sink-repair business that employs a lot of former child actors - Macauley Caulking." --Daniel Storrow

Alejandro Benitz

Editor of Quotes — 2012-01-08

"She scratched the wet tittle with her lunule, absentmindedly watching the crepuscular rays creep out of the morning rain clouds through the muntin, mouthing mondegreen with some radio tune stuck in her head. The sweet petrichor wafted to her desk from the asphalt. Musing what to write in her improving life skeuomorph next she played with the ferrule on her purlicue. She reminisced about this morning -- seeing that jiggling gynecomatia shirtless m" --Alejandro Benitz

Olin Hyde

Editor of Quotes — 2011-04-05

"Lawyers are to startups what grandmothers are to strip clubs." --Olin Hyde

Avi Avigdor

Editor of Quotes — 2010-10-27

"Have you ever spoken to a squirrel? If you are like most of us who have, you'll notice that they are very indecisive. You want the chestnut? oh now you dont want the chestnut? which one is it? Moreover, they are complete frauds- If they offer to assist you with your taxes dont make the same mistake as I, just say no and move on." --Avi Avigdor

Dan Bodenheimer

Editor of Quotes — 2010-10-19

"Pictures are for the lazy people who don't want to take the time to write the thousand words." --Dan Bodenheimer

Steven Colbert

Editor of Quotes — 2010-09-24

"I believe that one day of me studying anything makes me an expert." --Steven Colbert

Steven Colbert

Editor of Quotes — 2010-09-24

"The obvious answer is for all of us to stop eating fruits and vegetables -- and if you look at the recent obesity statistics you'll see that many Americans have already started." --Steven Colbert

Steven Colbert

Editor of Quotes — 2010-09-24

"I don't want a tomato picked by a Mexican -- I want it picked by an American, then sliced by a Guatemalan, and served by a Venezuelan in a spa where a Chilean gives me a Brazilian." --Steven Colbert

Mike Eskenazi

Editor of Quotes — 2010-06-17

"The streets are filled with people - traffic is all but stopped. Meetings are being cancelled. Work is being rushed or deferred. All because the national team is playing. This is World Cup Soccer." --Mike Eskenazi

Aaron Coleman

Editor of Quotes — 2010-06-16

"FQL is a dark rabbit hole into the sole of Facebook." --Aaron Coleman

Evan Miracle

Editor of Quotes — 2010-06-15

"Catching a lobster with your bare hands will give you a sense of accomplishment. A lobster catching you with his bare claws will give you a slightly different sensation." --Evan Miracle