Alexis Killacam Quotes
All I want in life is to be able to eat bacon Mac and cheese and watch The Voice, but no one's got time for that.Get Image
Apparently I sound like a 400 pound transvestite with a burger stuck in my throat. Is it at least a shake shack burger?Get Image
Liking and commenting on all of someone's selfie's on Instagram is the equivalent of being Facebook official right?Get Image
Living life by the curve. As long as you are less terrible than the average you're killing it.Get Image
Whenever someone uses periods in a text messages I assume something's wrong.Get Image
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