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"If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?"
    -- Robert Burns

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"Why isn't 11 pronounced "onety-one"?"
    -- Robert Burns

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"A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist until the voters discover that they can vote themselves largesse from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority always votes for the candidates promising the most benefits the public treasury with the result that a democracy always collapses over lousy fiscal policy, always followed by a dictatorship. The average of the world’s great civilizations before th"
    -- Alexander Fraser Tyler

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"No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem."
    -- Booker T. Washington

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"I try to make everyone's day just a little more surreal."
    -- Bill Watterson

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