"If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?"
    -- Robert Burns

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"Why isn't 11 pronounced "onety-one"?"
    -- Robert Burns

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"Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late."
    -- Robert R Updegraff

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"You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are."
    -- Anna Quindlen

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"How you respond to the challenge in the second half will determine what you become after the game, whether you are a winner or a loser."
    -- Louis Holtz

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