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"If 5th century BC Pythagoras discovered algebraic theorems, if 19th century Darwin discovered the evolution of species, then what topics does the 21st century mind explore? I would say evolutionary psychology, primitive neuroscience, and information networks."
-- Luigi Mangione

"I feel lucky for my 21st century education. I get to simply download the knowledge of all who came before me, allowing me to stand on their shoulders and ponder new problems they never would have had access to."
-- Luigi Mangione

"I used to get bummed in math class when learning theorems. All the low-hanging fruit has been solved before I was born! If I was alive at the time of Pythagoras I could have easily derived the Pythagorean theorem and etched my place in history!"
-- Luigi Mangione

"As they sat in traffic, we slowly rolled past the long line of luxury cars they had in their caravan, looking into each one until we pulled up to the front vehicle and found who we were seeking."
-- Duane Keith Davis

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"On SNL in the '70s it was a joke that a conservative would call a female opponent a slut. Now it's an official Republican talking point."
-- James Urbaniak

"I'm no psychoanalyst or anything, but I think it's safe to say that whoever is running Obama's campaign was never emailed enough as a child."
-- Neal Cornell

"Neither Heaven nor Hell. It is simply Purgatory."
-- Abraham Lincoln

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My wife got a Fitbit for the sole purpose of proving how many times I wake her up in the middle of the night by snoring.

-- Simon Holland

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Marriage is mostly about knowing which hand towels you can use and which ones are for the better people who visit your wife's home.

-- Troy Johnson

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Playing gangsters is great, they usually dress you sharp. And you have a license to pretty much bully anybody. I mean, I wouldn't dare do that at home. My wife will give me a back hander.

-- Alex Rocco

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My first company was with Warren Avis, who started Avis Rent a Car. I remember getting $60,000 [as a payout when leaving the company]. I was 25 years old. I said to my wife, 'I'm really happy, but I'm really sad, because I'm never going to make this much money again.' It was the biggest check I'd ever seen.

-- Robert Herjavec

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Each suburban wife struggled with it alone. As she made the beds, shopped for groceries, matched slipcover material, ate peanut butter sandwiches with her children, chauffered Cub Scouts and Brownies, lay beside her husband at night-she was afraid to ask even of herself the silent question-Is this all

-- Betty Naomi Friedan

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There are three great friends an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.

-- Benjamin Franklin

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While you are away, movie stars are taking your women. Robert Redford is dating your girlfriend, Tom Selleck is kissing your lady, Bart Simpson is making love to your wife.

-- Baghdad Betty

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I have given two cousins to war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother.

-- Artemus Ward

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