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"You learn more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation."
    -- Aristotle Plato
"When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade, without further introduction."
    -- Mark Twain
"If 5th century BC Pythagoras discovered algebraic theorems, if 19th century Darwin discovered the evolution of species, then what topics does the 21st century mind explore? I would say evolutionary psychology, primitive neuroscience, and information networks."
    -- Luigi Mangione
"I feel lucky for my 21st century education. I get to simply download the knowledge of all who came before me, allowing me to stand on their shoulders and ponder new problems they never would have had access to."
    -- Luigi Mangione

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"Sitting at the table doesn't make you a diner, unless you eat some of what's on that plate. Being here in America doesn't make you an American. Being born here in America doesn't make you an American."
    -- Malcolm X
"The amount of noise which anyone can bear undisturbed stands in inverse proportion to his mental capacity."
    -- Arthur Schopenhauer
"Some people get angry because God put thorns on roses, while others praise him for putting roses among thorns."
    -- Alcoholics Anonymous Prayer


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Mike Tyson, you have a slutty lower back tattoo on your face. Men don't know whether to be scared of it, or finish on it.Get Image

Grey's Anatomy is what William Shatner calls his balls.Get Image

William Shatner, I've seen less bloated men being dragged out of rivers. Does Priceline pay you in empenadas?Get Image

I don't say anything for shock value. I just say what I think is the funniest thing I could say. I'm not trying to make headlines. I'm just trying to say the stuff that I think is funny and will make people laugh.Get Image

My mom is very good at being passive-aggressive, and my Dad is a total wise-ass, so I think the mixture of the two of them is my comedy.Get Image




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