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"Did you know it is better to drink tea on a mountain than a hill? A hill is not as steep."
    -- Aaron Sheinbein
"We are the only analytics company able to help our customers rise above the complexity, cost and inadequacy of today's analytics landscape, finding answers to the toughest challenges, providing answers that will push the world forward."
    -- Oliver Ratzesberger
"As long as we work together, with both urgency and determination, there are no limits to what we can achieve."
    -- Paul Allen
"Yesterday's successes are just a springboard for tomorrow's needs."
    -- Kathleen Pierce

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"Lets have faith that right makes might and in that faith let us, to the end, dare to do our duty as we understand it."
    -- Abraham Lincoln
"Great minds think alike, and fools seldom differ."
    -- Alcoholics Anonymous Prayer
"Does Starbucks deliver? I know there is one on every corner, but sometimes that corner is just too far."
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Mike Tyson, you have a slutty lower back tattoo on your face. Men don't know whether to be scared of it, or finish on it.Get Image

Grey's Anatomy is what William Shatner calls his balls.Get Image

William Shatner, I've seen less bloated men being dragged out of rivers. Does Priceline pay you in empenadas?Get Image

I don't say anything for shock value. I just say what I think is the funniest thing I could say. I'm not trying to make headlines. I'm just trying to say the stuff that I think is funny and will make people laugh.Get Image

My mom is very good at being passive-aggressive, and my Dad is a total wise-ass, so I think the mixture of the two of them is my comedy.Get Image

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