Barack Hussein Obama Quotes
Getting older changes you. Coffee really disagrees with me these days.Get Image
I'm not saying I'm any funnier. I'm saying weed is now legal in D.C.Get Image
The other week Wisconsin's Republican Gov. Scott Walker said he didn't know whether or not I was a Christian. And I was taken aback. But fortunately my faith teaches us forgiveness. So, Governor Walker, salam alaikum.Get Image
Wisconsin's Republican Gov. Scott Walker recently punted on a question of evolution, which I do think is a problem. I absolutely believe in the theory of evolution -- when it comes to gay marriage.Get Image
Gov. Walker got some heat for staying silent when Rudy Giuliani said I don't love America -- which I also think is a problem. Think about it, Scott -- if I did not love America, I wouldn't have moved here from Kenya?Get Image
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