Bob Hope
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
I don't generally feel anything until noon then it's time for my nap.
I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money.
If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
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