Brian Griffin Quotes
Hey, barkeep. Whose leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here?Get Image
You gotta live life while you can, and live it hard.Get Image
Your culinary prowess is surpassed only by your unfailing grace and the uncommon, sometimes haunting glow of sensuality that surrounds you.Get Image
The days of decency and virtue are gone honey, BAM! It freaking evaporated like a dingy, stinky mud puddle! One day you... you see your reflection in it, and the next day it's a... it's a damn oil spot on your cracked driveway staring back at you, mocking you... Blah Blah Blah! Knowing the perverted truth will rot in the pit of your soul! That's how my freaking day was!Get Image
I don't need your damn leash and I don't need you! I'm going for a walk.Get Image
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