Brian Griffin Quotes
Your head is as massive as a meteorite.Get Image
I bet money, you'll marry a honey, who's pretty and funny, and her name will be Ted.Get Image
You know what, Stewie? If you don't like it, go on the internet and complain.Get Image
There we go. You are ready for your date. Yeah, that's a bed head, yeah. Hey, look at you, you just got out of bed. You're the underachiever every woman wants to sleep with.Get Image
Connie, I think I have a theory about why you're such a bitch. You see, Connie, you're popular because you developed early and started putting out when you were 12, but now, you can't stand to look at yourself in the mirror because all you see is a whore. So you pick on Meg to avoid the inevitable realization that once your body is used up by age 19, you're gonna be a worn-out, chalky skin, burlap sack that even your stepdad won't want. How's thaGet Image
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