Brian Griffin Quotes
If there was a God would He give you a smokin' hot mom like Lois and then have you grow up looking like Peter?Get Image
The sixties brought the hippie breed. And decades later, things have changed indeed. We lost the values, but we kept the weed. You've got a lot to see. The Reagan years have laid the frame. For movie stars to play the White House game. We're not to far from voting Feldman-Haim. You've got a lot to see. The town of Vegas. Has got a different face. 'Cause it's a family place. With lots to do. Where in the fifties. A man could mingle with scores. OfGet Image
Wow, a song named after a girl. There aren't a million of those already. Rosanna, Roxanne, Michelle, Alison, Sarah, Angie, Brandy, Mandy, Gloria, Cecilia, Maggie May, Jessica, Nancy, Barbara Ann, Billie Jean, Layla, Lola, Polly, Helena, Jenny From the Block. Sherry, Laura, Wendy, Maria, Peggy Sue, Minnie the Moocher. Tracy, Jean, Jane, Mary Ann, Eleanor Rigby.Get Image
Stewie, that is the worst thing I have ever seen, ever. And I've seen Peter when he's frozen in sex-face.Get Image
Stewie, look, Lois told me I had to start using the toilet and you're the one who's had potty training, so I'm counting on you to help me.Get Image
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