Carnac The Magnificent Quotes
May your Perrier water be secretly bottled in Tijuana.Get Image
May your platform shoes fail you in a camel pasture.Get Image
May a love-starved fruit-fly molest your sister's nectarines.Get Image
May a desert weirdo lower his figs into your mother's soup.Get Image
May the Shah of Iran seek refuge under your sister's skirt.Get Image
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