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"As they sat in traffic, we slowly rolled past the long line of luxury cars they had in their caravan, looking into each one until we pulled up to the front vehicle and found who we were seeking."
    -- Duane Keith Davis
"They want to put me in jail for life? That is just something I got to do."
    -- Duane Keith Davis
"I sang because they promised I would not be prosecuted."
    -- Duane Keith Davis
"I would rather be poor than do anything besides YouTube."
    -- Jimmy Donaldson

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"The course of life in unpredictable, no one can write his autobiography in advance."
    -- Abraham Joshua Heschel
"Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You would never see a bad show."
    -- Buddy Hackett
"Do today what you want for your tomorrows."
    -- Robert Toru Kiyosaki


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