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"Though I studied Russian for many years, my Russian skills have atrophied over time. What remains is the insight I gathered into the mentality, familiarizing myself with how other people in the world live by interacting with them directly."
    -- Ian Bremmer
"Terry Crews > Tom Cruise > Ted Cruz"
    -- Jared Lindo
"My wife got a Fitbit for the sole purpose of proving how many times I wake her up in the middle of the night by snoring."
    -- Simon Holland
"Marriage is essentially being able to watch another person eat chicken wings without throwing up."
    -- Josh Hara

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"My mom is very good at being passive-aggressive, and my Dad is a total wise-ass, so I think the mixture of the two of them is my comedy."
    -- Amy Schumer
"There is a healthful hardiness about real dignity that never dreads contact and communion with others, however humble."
    -- Washington Irving
"First comes my love of my work (in movies), but secondary to the creation itself is the need to get laid."
    -- Roman Polanski

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