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Carnac The Magnificent

May your Perrier water be secretly bottled in Tijuana.

May your platform shoes fail you in a camel pasture.

May a love-starved fruit-fly molest your sister's nectarines.

May a desert weirdo lower his figs into your mother's soup.

May the Shah of Iran seek refuge under your sister's skirt.

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