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First Mitt, not the Twinkie. Farewell, spongy, bland, artificial remnants of another era.Get Image

Joke writers don't get to wait for inspiration. They have to produce funny material on deadline, in their office, in the writers' room, backstage minutes before the show starts, or in front of a studio audience. No extra words, no tangents and more clarity.Get Image

If you leave my class knowing anything, it will be how to write a declarative sentence that gets your point across. I will teach you how to listen to the show you want to write for and how to tailor your style toward its voice. More importantly, I will teach you how to write on demand, which is why the core of the course involves writing in class, on deadline. These skills will serve you well in late night, on awards shows, in sitcom writing rooGet Image

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@Nicolucci1899 Guy Niolucci is a television writer, WGA member, and won an Emmy Award for his work on Late Night with Conan O’Brien. Mr. Nicolucci’s credits also include The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, the Comedy Central Roasts, the Primetime Emmy Awards and the Writers Guild Awards. He has also contributed to the National Lampoon, Spy Magazine and Entertainment Weekly.

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