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"You learn more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation."
-- Aristotle Plato
"When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade, without further introduction."
-- Mark Twain
"If 5th century BC Pythagoras discovered algebraic theorems, if 19th century Darwin discovered the evolution of species, then what topics does the 21st century mind explore? I would say evolutionary psychology, primitive neuroscience, and information networks."
-- Luigi Mangione
"I feel lucky for my 21st century education. I get to simply download the knowledge of all who came before me, allowing me to stand on their shoulders and ponder new problems they never would have had access to."
-- Luigi Mangione
-- Aristotle Plato
"When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade, without further introduction."
-- Mark Twain
"If 5th century BC Pythagoras discovered algebraic theorems, if 19th century Darwin discovered the evolution of species, then what topics does the 21st century mind explore? I would say evolutionary psychology, primitive neuroscience, and information networks."
-- Luigi Mangione
"I feel lucky for my 21st century education. I get to simply download the knowledge of all who came before me, allowing me to stand on their shoulders and ponder new problems they never would have had access to."
-- Luigi Mangione
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"The liberal clown Arianna Huffington told her minions at the money losing Huffington Post to cover me as entertainment."
-- Donald Trump
"The media wants overnight successes (so they have someone to tear down). Ignore them. Ignore the early adopter critics that never have enough to play with. Ignore your investors that want proven tactics and predictable instant results. Listen instead to your real customers, to your vision and make something for the long haul. Because that's how long it's going to take, guys."
-- Seth Godin
"The best book on programming for the layman is Alice in Wonderland but that's because it's the best book on anything for layman."
-- Alcoholics Anonymous Prayer
-- Donald Trump
"The media wants overnight successes (so they have someone to tear down). Ignore them. Ignore the early adopter critics that never have enough to play with. Ignore your investors that want proven tactics and predictable instant results. Listen instead to your real customers, to your vision and make something for the long haul. Because that's how long it's going to take, guys."
-- Seth Godin
"The best book on programming for the layman is Alice in Wonderland but that's because it's the best book on anything for layman."
-- Alcoholics Anonymous Prayer
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