Larry David
I've led this empty life for over forty years and now I can pass that heritage on and ensure that the misery will continue for at least one more generation.
What is this compulsion to have people over at your house and serve them food and talk to them?
When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom.
Women love a self-confident bald man.
If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.

