Jack Handey Quotes
Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for "better treatment"? I'd ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth you'd probably be able to get a lot of free games.Get Image
The difference between a man and a boy is, a boy wants to grow up to be a fireman, but a man wants to grow up to be a giant monster fireman.Get Image
If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting.Get Image
I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you're having a good idea but it's just eggs hatching.Get Image
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.Get Image
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