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Instead of building newer and larger weapons of mass destruction, I think mankind should try to get more use out of the ones we have.Get Image

To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, Hey, can you give me a hand? You can say, Sorry, got these sacks.Get Image

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