Jack Handey Quotes
I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people.Get Image
Consider the daffodil. And while you're doing that, I'll be over here, looking through your stuff.Get Image
I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.Get Image
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.Get Image
I hope, when they die, cartoon characters have to answer for their sins.Get Image
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